Heckin Cool Dads Podcast

Ep 024 - New Jack City

He's been a part of several stories on the podcast and now he's a guest... Keto Kyle! Jeff has his first white claw, CBD oil, Bill Nye, reacting to Pelosi's announcement of impeachment inquiry, vaginal rejuvenation, fear of heights, puking in an Airbnb, Kyle gets ran up on by some kids, a golf story, catering chipotle is a rip, people that suck at technology, and trivial things that bother us!

Ep 023 - Don't cuss on my profile

Collin's story of why he was late today, Jeff spends $22 dollars for 6 cans of beer, being stuck in routines, why loofas are weird AF, stolen cars, spider fears, camping,  and as it turns out... Collin is good at making trap beats.

Ep 022 - Yo Yo Yoooooo

We're back! After a week break, we dive right in. Catching up with why we took a break and trying to kill flies in our pod space, discussing Michigan, tactical adult laser tag, getting pulled over, Jeff seeing IT chapter 2, making it hard (pun?) for our kids to access poRn, how to f do cemeteries make money, Collin's dead frog story,  Jeff's dog tries to die again, a quick game of Ohio or Florida, and trivial things that bother us.

 

Ep 021 - Battle Damage

This week we're poddin with Dave Tevenal AKA Battle Damage Dave AKA Volcano Hands. General life catch up, graffiti, big booty juice, AOL punters, Collin and Dave go on an Anime tangent, "street art", and trivial things that bother us.

Ep 020 - How many spicys...

This week Collin brought Metallica beer, we talk our go-to white elephant gifts, shooting Lite Brite pegs from pens, the story of Jeff's epic spicy nugget order, long-running jokes, moshing holes in floors, fancy Facebook post features, and prerecorded messages that play over loudspeakers to deter shoplifting.

Ep 019 - Moneyman and Rifflord

This week we read off some new names left on one of our YouTube videos, recount our weekend outing for a birthday, comparing iPhone models, Jeff tells the story of his kids first YouTube videogame playthrough, weird dreams, reacting to Jeffrey Epstein, capital punishment and botched lethal injections, Tool, and sushi.

Ep 018 - Toilet paper goes over not under

This week we have guest Nick Reed back as our third person. Reacting to the recent mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton, digging in to the media's obsession with linking such events to metal music, Jeff's kid becoming a YouTuber, playing video games, Collin's refusal to use apps Jeff is pushing on him, the obsession with tarot cards and astrology, coming out of mosh retirement, our fight stories in grade school, and feeling our age trying to use Snapchat.

Ep 017 - I can't promise there won't be a nip slip

This week our guest is Columbus Ohio based artist Clint Davidson. We're talking old jobs, art, creating labels for beer companies, late 90's fashion, 2x2 fest, our worst haircuts, Collin may be the neighborhood hunk, skateboarding, missed opportunities, trivial things that bother us and we try out a new segment of sentence association. 

Ep 016 - We were awfully quick to give away our face data

This week we talk Cedar Point, preserved alligator heads, top 3 karaoke songs, storming area 51, Face app, Collin's wasted birthday extravaganza,  Jeff gets a lesson in the various doom metal categories, reacting to Tom MacDonald's new song "if I was black", we knock out trivial things that bother us, and we play a quick game of "Ohio or Florida?"

Ep 015 - The most American

This episode we have guest Brian Miller. We're talking shooting guns, making knives, drinking bourbon, screaming YouTube gamers, another confession from Jeff, recalling when Jeff and Brian had beef, comparing our physiques to UFC fighters, stories of hits to the groin, podcasts we listen to, and reacting to the Jorge Masvidal record-setting UFC knockout.